zeldathemes
✿Ouran Hipster HOst Club✿
Fan Fiction Writer. Prospective SCAD student. Video Game enthusiast (Steam: brokenfingers). Once my math teacher called me a nerd (more then once).  
icanttellyouwhotobe:

angrynerdyblogger:

super-redhead:

this would look really cool in a horror film, all from the recordings of an iphone or something, ends on a cliff-hanger then the battery dies

OK SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY which basically boils down to MY CAMERA DOES THIS.
ALL THE TIME.
Well not all the time but enough times for it to be worrying.
The first time I was taking pictures up in the mountains near where I lived and I was taking a landscape shot near this creepy door that just stands alone in the middle of nowhere, and it flashed up “blink detected” and put a square over apparently nothing.
The second time I was urban exploring in a fucking abandoned hospital and it came up with the face detected square twice, once outside and once in a dark hallway, and one of those times there was apparently a blink detected.
The third time I was urban exploring in an abandoned village and I took a photo of the back garden of one of the abandoned houses and yup, “faces were detected in this image”. 
I’m at least 110% convinced I have a magic camera. It sees dead people.

Y’all fuckers are out here exploring abandoned villages and shit and wondering why you’re seeing ghosts

icanttellyouwhotobe:

angrynerdyblogger:

super-redhead:

this would look really cool in a horror film, all from the recordings of an iphone or something, ends on a cliff-hanger then the battery dies

OK SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY which basically boils down to MY CAMERA DOES THIS.

ALL THE TIME.

Well not all the time but enough times for it to be worrying.

  1. The first time I was taking pictures up in the mountains near where I lived and I was taking a landscape shot near this creepy door that just stands alone in the middle of nowhere, and it flashed up “blink detected” and put a square over apparently nothing.
  2. The second time I was urban exploring in a fucking abandoned hospital and it came up with the face detected square twice, once outside and once in a dark hallway, and one of those times there was apparently a blink detected.
  3. The third time I was urban exploring in an abandoned village and I took a photo of the back garden of one of the abandoned houses and yup, “faces were detected in this image”. 

I’m at least 110% convinced I have a magic camera. It sees dead people.

Y’all fuckers are out here exploring abandoned villages and shit and wondering why you’re seeing ghosts

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

bringinglexiback:

the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs

man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you

sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

ssjdebusk:

travellerintime:

Any Destiel fans among my followers?

i like that Dean’s not like lust filled or serious. He’s smiling. Because he’s finally happy. 
And Cas just looks confused as fuck and desperate to keep his eyes open so that watch every second of it happen
this is exactly how I want it to be. so realistic to both of them.

ssjdebusk:

travellerintime:

Any Destiel fans among my followers?

i like that Dean’s not like lust filled or serious. He’s smiling. Because he’s finally happy. 

And Cas just looks confused as fuck and desperate to keep his eyes open so that watch every second of it happen

this is exactly how I want it to be. so realistic to both of them.

charlottelabouff:

do u think buckys arm makes overheated computer sounds when he blushes due to his rise in body temperature like imagine steve kissing his cheek and suddenly u hear “WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

cotton eye joe was the song of the century

fall2000:

unit03:

reallylameblog:

anyone who tells you otherwise probably sucks at doing the dance

fun fact: ive listened to this song while i jacked off to hentai one time

Justin how is that fact fun at all

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that