I write sins not five page research papers
Steam: brokenfingers (a tribute to how I play video games....... don't judge I don't have a mouse; I have L4D2 and BL2)
Feel free to (or not to) ask me anything… its hard to think of something that I wouldn’t answer.
Hearing your crush’s voice on the other end of the phone like
cecil be like
YOU FUCKER ITS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS SHIT
well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock
THIS IS THE BEST TWEET, HANDS DOWN.
don’t fuck with people that have ugly pics of you
The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.
my little american
This isn’t science
There isnt a single part of this that isnt gold
DO YOU KNOW THE FEELING WHEN A FANFIC IS SO PERFECT YOU JUST WANT TO SCREAM BUT YOU CAN’T SO YOU WIGGLE AND GIGGLE AWKWARDLY ALONE IN YOUR ROOM